That being said, Rachel is my favorite kid today. Why? Because tomorrow is her birthday party and I woke up today unaware of it. What kind of mother would do that? The kind who has a daughter awesome enough to choose a party that requires little or no effort on my part. We did cute little invites with silly knee socks for the girls to wear to her skating party but that is where the effort ended. At some point tomorrow I am going to throw in some cupcakes and buy some ice cream, but that is ALL! Isn't that great? So today is your day, Rachel. Enjoy it because it is the only thing keeping you from being adopted out on this cranky day of yours. (another thing we joke about rather openly in this little non-pc home of ours.)
Dirty Work is Afoot
6 years ago
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I am glad I am not the only one who jokes about finding someone to take one of my boys :-) And I am also laughing because the word I have to enter for verification on this comment is "skanki." really?!
I tried joking about that once and everyone started crying. You never know how they're going to take things.
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